Thursday, April 07, 2011

Fart Friends

Definition of a Fart Friend:

In a nut shell, it's a friend you can fart around and everyone can have a great laugh at how disgusting it smells and no one is judging.

I have a couple of really great Fart Friends, unfortunately none of them live in PEI. I miss them terribly and wish I could see them more often. Stupid bridge toll**

I have a few people here that I have gotten to know through my husband and I would consider them friends, however, I'm unsure about farting. Not that I'm a big gas bag, just unsure as to how they would react if I really let my guard down and was my completely ridiculous self.

I miss home, it's so lonely here. Sniff!

**For those of you who are unfamiliar with Prince Edward Island, we are in fact, a tiny island on the East Coast of Canada and there is a ginormous bridge that takes you to the mainland. It's 13 km's long and costs 43.25 to cross it every time. Yup, that's right...EVERY TIME you leave. It's free to get ON the island, but it'll cost ya to get off. Now, keep in mind, this is for a regular 2 axle car. If you're driving a truck with more axles, it'll cost ya more. If you're dragging a trailer, YUP, you guessed right, it'll cost ya more. You cannot walk, bike, or hitch hike across. It's not allowed. There is a shuttle that will take you across (for a fee of course) but it's not reliable, has no set schedule, and if you just missed it, you'll likely have to wait over an hour for it to come back and get you. The other downside to that is you need someone on the other side to get you cuz there is absolutely NOTHING on the other side. It's completely desolate save for an eco-center and the nearest city is almost an hour of driving away. It's shit, not to be confused with "THE shit", it's just shit and it stinks.