Bad Luck Blogger

I have come to the sudden, horrifying, and undeniable fact...I have the WORST luck Ever! I am a walking, talking, breathing, sleeping, pooping, bad luck charm. Which is kind of an oxymoron, as charm implies good luck, when in fact, I have none.

I wont go into any sort of extended detail, just that I've come to this conclusion. I could regale you will story after story to the point you would no longer believe, all I CAN say is, never go out to dinner with me, and never EVER go tandem sky diving with me. I'm positive I'll never attempt it. I had thought for a while that I would go, and really wanted to, but based on my history, karma, pure bad luck, I think it would be safest for all involved if I remain on the ground.

I ask you this. How do you change bad karma, bad luck? I can't figure it out. If it's Karma, I figure I can change it, but I'm just not sure how. I like to think I'm a good person. I pick up garbage on the ground when I see it. I recycle everything, compost what I can't. I don't judge others for anything. I bring my shopping cart all the way back to the door at the grocery. I'll even take random floating about carts in to the store instead of leaving it in the middle of the parking lot where some inconsiderate, lazy asshole has left it. I'm as nice as I can be to everyone. I brought cookies to my neighbours house yesterday. I don't cheat, steal etc... What more must I do? I've done volunteer work, donated blood, nothing changes, so I figure it's just bad luck. Is there any way to change it? Is there anyway to change your bad luck? I'm going to be a miserable bitch someday if it doesn't change. Just once, I'd like to go to a restaurant and be served NOT LAST. Just once, I'd like to win the lottery, is that asking too much? Maybe I should buy a ticket first before wishing that. I just gave up on them years ago as I never won much save for a free ticket...once.

I appologize for the rant today. I'm just feeling a little bitter from walking around with this rain cloud over my head all the time. It'll pass, I'll feel better despite it, and the I'll put a smile back on my face, but for now, for this moment, for today, I remain defeated. I am a victim of my own bad luck.