
I’m bloated - I’m fat - I’m irritable - I got hit in the back with a hacky sac and it hurt - I skipped the gym today - I ate today like a starving, half crazed, near death from lack of nourishment, insane bulimic on a binge without the puking - I think even my toes are bloated – I had a chocolate bar for breakfast and I don’t regret it…yet!
B2 (his friends call him B-dogg so perhaps I should too, to simplify things. There’s too many B names out there.) is away today hanging with his friend and fixing his motorcycle and it’s probably for the best. I’m going to help T paint the trim in her attic. I can’t guarantee that I’ll be very good company today. I must say, I am pleased with B-dogg. He’s quite fabulous. Always treats me with respect. Always so unbelievably kind. Very easy going to the point of near whatever... It took me 3 hours to get to his house yesterday after saying I was on my way, and then calling him from downtown to come pick me up because I was too lazy to ride my bike up the massive hill to his house, and he came and got me with a smile on his face, just happy to see me. He should have been pissed but he wasn’t. Bless his heart!
The vacation in PEI went well. Apparently, I’m the first girlfriend he’s ever brought home to PEI. I feel kinda special. Scratch that, I feel VERY special. I was freaking out about meeting B-dogg’s parents, and as luck would have it, we stayed at his friends house. I did have to get to know all 50,000 of his friends, and did meet his sister as she came to pick us up after the Aerosmith concert, which I vaguely remember as being muddy, due to my shoes being broken and muddy in the am, but as for his friends, they were all really nice once we got to know each other. Did a little bit of sailing, some drinking, some sea-kayaking (I can now self-rescue if I flip upside down in a kayak, always good to know) some more sailing, some drinking, some partying, some camping, some drinking, some more sailing, some more drinking….what a blast. I’m worn out though. WOW!
I hate this time of the month. I hate the way I feel, I hate that I hate everything. Bad drivers take on a whole new level of aggro. In fact, you could say that aggro is just a little more than a mild understatement. Pure fucking outrage at the incompetence of poor driving being allowed on the roads of North fucking America, endangering the lives of other drivers, and pedestrians alike… I hate it when people ask too much of me this time of the month, but how do you ask them to just back off cuz I have no effing patients for their particular type of whatever it is they have that pisses me off right now? I’m sure in a couple of days, I’ll be fine, but for Jebus sake, I don’t want to be pestered about what I’m doing, what I’m going to do, what I want to do, or what I plan to do in the next couple of days. I just want to BE. If I leave the house to do anything that’s not absolutely blissfully fun, it’ll be a fucking miracle, so don’t BUG me. I wont even grocery shop to save myself from starving. I’ll die of scurvy soon…and I don’t care. I’ll help T paint, I’ll visit with B-dog cuz he makes me laugh, and I’ll walk the dog cuz she’s cute and loves me, and I’ll chat with C cuz I miss her, but that’s about it.
McB’s rant above all rants is now officially over. Ta ta dahlings.
